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What didn't Alan understand about the Humpty Dumpty nursery rhyme?

How were the king's horses involved in putting Humpty Dumpty together again?

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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Why wasn't Joe able to get the bank's low-interest loan?

Because the bank had low interest in giving the loan.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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What is an airplane that is inherited called?

An heir plane.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because he was a little hoarse.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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If a pineapple is a collection of fused berries, what is it called if a detached berry doesn't want to re-join the group?

It is refusing to refuse.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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When Jack felt that his out-house was too dark, how did he feel after he put a large hole on the top of the door to let in light?

I needed that like a hole in the head.

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