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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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Why didn't Max like racketball?

He thought that people who played it were off the wall.

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What is a good name for a locksmith that serves food?

Bagels and locks.

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Why did the rancher find his horses difficult to control?

Because they were always horsing around.

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Why didn't the king allow anything to be placed over his throne?

He didn't want to think about the phrase 'over throne'?

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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How do you describe a situation where Bill bought 2 ducks and he wants both to keep them as pets and eat them?

It's a paradox.

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