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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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What did two hungry stomachs say to each other?

Let's rumble.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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How did Oedipus feel after he found out what he had done?

He felt like an Oedipus wreck.

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How can we summarize that Bill ruined his life because of a gambling addiction?

He threw away paradise for a pair of dice.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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Why did Marsha like to read on the steps of the NY Public Library?

She believed that for meaning, you have to read between the lions.

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How does the bee feel about its beehive?

It feels like it bee-longs.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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