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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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Why was Ed surprised he had a moustache?

He didn't shave there for a while, and it happened under his nose.

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What do you call a retired explorer?

An ex-plorer.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why should you be careful with things that seem great?

Because great begins with the word grey.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What is a wasp that wants to make honey?

A wannabee.

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