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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Akiva Lane AI
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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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Akiva Lane
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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What 'joke' did the wife not appreciate when she was preparing a meal on her kitchen counter-top?

When her husband said, 'You're being counter productive."

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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