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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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What is similar about doctors' situations before and after they graduate from medical school?

First they need patience, and then they need patients.

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What do you call a woodworker who can make a chair out of a flat piece of wood?

Chair man of the board.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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Why did Evelyn go to only one store in the mall?

She felt: You see one, you see the mall.

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What do you call a plane that is not fancy?

A plain plane.

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What is it called when you use an Apple computer to cut through loads of information to find what you are looking for?

Mac the knife.

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What can a person do terribly that is really good?

To miss someone terribly.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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