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What 2 letters do you use when talking to someone else about themselves?

UR

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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What award did the farmer receive?

He was the best in his field.

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What does a baker with a high IQ bake?

Smart cookies.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is true about this famous journalist?

His name is Mudd

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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What is this called?

The last straw.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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Why is the word 'laptop' misleading?

It shouldn't be used on the lap, because of the heat and radiation it generates to the body.

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How was Gumby when it came to making appointments?

He was very flexible.

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