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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What happens if certain fowl don't build insulated nests for winter?

They go cold turkey.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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Did Emily like living near the water?

She shore did.

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What did the wagon driver call his story about his horse that wouldn't slow down?

Tales of woah.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why was Fred very good at sleeping?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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How did the hacker get away?

He ransomeware.

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did Abigail respond when her husband suggested that they go camping in the winter?

The idea leaves me cold.

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