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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why didn't Janet want to wait in line for 5 hours for tickets to the concert?

She didn't know if she could stand it.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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Since Al Capone was active during prohibition, what was his nick-name?

Al Cahol

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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