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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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What is it called when someone surfs on top of a fishing net?

Surfing the net.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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How did Jim feel when he walked barefoot on seashells at the beach?

He was shell shocked.

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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Why do we have to be careful with people who appear smart, and claim to be 'sincere'?

Though they might seem like a 'seer', they might not mind 'sinning'.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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