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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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Why should we be careful about illusions?

Because it begins with the word 'ill'.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is this man's motto?

"A waist is a terrible thing to waste".

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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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What line is the conclusion?

The bottom line.

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What spice doesn't need an expiration date?

Thyme.

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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How did the podiatrist react to having no patients all week?

De-feeted

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What kind of eyes are good for saving money?

Econom eyes.

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