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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Where do pharmaceuticals go that don't need a prescriptinon?

They're over the counter.

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What city is named after a saw that is used in battle?

Warsaw

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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How did David feel about praying in a talis?

It was a fringe benefit.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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What is a combination of a pig and a pine tree?

A porcupine.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What is a line of rabbits putting seeds in the ground called?

A re-seeding hare line.

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