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What is the government official in charge of the fence called?

The Minister of De Fence.

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What did Fred say when the computer store added memory to his laptop?

Thanks for the memories.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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Why was Betty so surprised when a blue car drove up and her friend stepped out?

Because it came out of the blue.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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How did the hardware store advertise hammers that break easily?

They are unbeatable.

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What is a nursery for babies called?

A wiggle room.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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