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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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When the truck spilled coffee grounds all over Marvin's lawn, what did his lawyer say?

"I think we have grounds for suing the truck company."

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What hair style is named after the hair of a horse?

Pony tail.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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