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Why did Bruce breed racing deer?

He wanted to make a fast buck.

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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What do you call a dinosaur with feet that hurt?

A dino-sore.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What is similar between a place where wine is made and a nursery?

They are both whineries.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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What can you take when you are dirty?

You can take a shower or you can take a bath.

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