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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Why did the factory that made car transmissions have problems?

Because their assembly line was make-shift.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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