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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What happens if two silk worms have a race?

They end in a tie.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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What is a sharp, clever woman called?

A shrewd shrew.

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What city is known for being nice?

Nice, France.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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