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Why didn't the mother want her son to listen to the radio too much?

She didn't want him to become too radio-active.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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Why did the father bring a broken cup to the family meal?

He wanted to play good-cup bad-cup with his kids.

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What can happen if a person has too much debt?

It can debt-inate.

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What is the key to the monastery called?

The monk key.

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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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