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Why did the bartender put rolls on the bar next to the drinks?

His motto was 'Roll with the punches'.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did the bear not want to wear shoes?

It couldn't bear not having bare feet.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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