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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What is the difference between an optometrist and a psychologist?

One is an eye doctor and the other is an 'I' doctor.

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What was the motto of the company that made horror movies?

We've only begun to fright.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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How did Mr. and Mrs. Tern express their appreciation for each other?

One good Tern deserves another.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What kind of room is a fungus?

A mushroom.

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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Why did the athlete go into the recording studio?

He wanted to make records.

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