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What happened to Bill's plan to see everyone as a 10 out of 10 in all areas?

He found it untenable.

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How do gold miners carry away their gold?

In gold man sacks.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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What do you call the view of a supermarket from the frozen food section?

The birds eye view.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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