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What do you call a tank that uses AI?

A think tank.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What's a good motto for an internet store?

It's better to be online than on line.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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