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What happened when a tree doctor put the bark of an oak tree on a maple tree?

It didn't work, because he was barking up the wrong tree.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What is the person on the right doing?

He's using a needle to needlessly needle someone who doesn't need it.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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What is this?

C to shining C

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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