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What do you call a line of singles from all over the world waiting to get into a singles event?

An international date line.

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What is the difference between a child and Shakespeare?

One is involved with play, and the other is involved with plays.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why did Andrea want to date a writer?

She was looking for Mr. Write.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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