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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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Why is a child's cry called a wail?

Because sometimes it seems as big as a whale.

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How do you describe when someone eats too much too fast?

Haste makes waist.

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What is the shadow of peapod called?

A podcast.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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When Arnie said that he preferred to learn accordion rather than piano, what were his parents reaction?

They changed his music teacher accordingly.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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