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What is ironic about taking the apple on the left?

After you take it, the other one is left.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What happens when a person has to work on Sundays?

It's a weakened weekend.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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Who was the person mistaken for someone's father?

A faux pa

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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What do you call a story about wet Yankee uniforms?

Damp Yankees.

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