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An elevator pitch.

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Where is a runner from when he stops running?

Iran.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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How do you describe Arnold getting new boots for his computer robots?

He rebooted the computer robots.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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Why didn't Arnie like downhill skiing?

He wasn't inclined to enjoy that kind of activity.

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What do you call skinny chickens?

Paltry poultry.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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