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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What do you call an ocean that fools the boats that are on it?

Hypocra Sea.

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How did the spice feel when it were burned?

It was incensed.

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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What do you call a group of smart men?

Intelli gents.

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Why did the politician take a part-time job as a cashier?

He wanted to learn more about change.

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What did the geologist call his book about the cliffs near the ocean?

Cliff's Notes.

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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