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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What do you have to be careful not to add to the color violet?

The letter N because it would become violent.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did the glass and the dish in the sink get along so well with each other?

Because they were in sync with each other.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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