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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why the quarterback run with the ball?

When he didn't see any receivers, his original plan didn't come to pass.

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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What do employees of a pen company get when they retire?

A pen sion.

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What is this?

It's a lap top.

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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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How did the baseball player feel about baseballs that land close to home plate?

He felt they were hitting too close to home.

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