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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why did Marsha make a knot in the shape of the letter Y?

She figured 'Why not'?

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did the prisoner try to break out of jail?

He figured that after all that jail time, he needed a break.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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