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My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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What excuse can be used by a person who drinks too much?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How was the game between professional football players and prisoners in jail?

It had its pros and cons.

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Who invented tiny nails?

A guy named Brad.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

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What did the plate say to the food?

The meal is on me.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What is a bathroom called that has no bath?

A bathroom.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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