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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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When the pessimist says 'It can't get any worse', what does the optimist say?

It can!

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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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Though Joe was a great pitcher, why did he insist on playing other positions on the baseball team?

He didn't want to be pitch-in holed.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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What TV show is about seasoning food?

The spice is right.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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