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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997

How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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What is it called when a boy in the family sets the table?

The setting son.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why did Mr. Roberts take his key with an R attached, and put in on the upper hook on the wall?

He believed in the principle of higher R key.

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Why was the farmer surprised how much it cost to feed his chickens?

It was more than he expected - it wasn't chicken feed.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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What is sad about parallel lines?

They have so much in common, yet they'll never meet.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

2005

What's a good name for an herbal brew business?

Special Teas

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Where do you go when it's night and you're in bed and you're tired?

You go to sleep.

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