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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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Where does one go to purchase unmovable objects?

A stationery store

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What do you call a Jewish congregation in Orange County that tries to focus on their prayers?

Concentrated Orange Jews.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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Why did the telephone wires want to go to a therapist?

Because they were high strung.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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