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Why was Bill on the lookout for turnips?

He didn't know when they might turn up.

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What happened when Bob decided to use a Neuralink chip in his brain?

He changed his mind.

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What month should you be careful not to buy fake jewelry?

Jewel lie.

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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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How did the trampoline team feel about being behind in the World championships?

They were sure they were going to bounce back.

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Why was Bobby's mother concerned with he came home from school with this sheet of paper?

He came home with a black 'i'.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What did Mr. Cow say to Mrs. Cow when it started pouring rain?

I Noah ark we can use.

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How did Cynthia feel about the fact that pollen counts were low?

She felt that was nothing to sneeze at.

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What part of the Bible teaches you the correct way to use money?

The book of profits.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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