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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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What are the coolest inventions?

The refrigerator and the air conditioner.

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What does a lawyer and someone who gave up liquor have it common?

They both passed the bar.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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How do you teach a rope?

You pull on it until it becomes tight, and then it becomes taught.

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What information is in an Art History book?

Artifacts.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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Why didn't Jack understand his hat?

It was over his head.

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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