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Where is this man standing?

Between a rock and a hard place.

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What is a survey about telephone usage called?

A telephone poll.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What phrase both applies and does not apply to the Titanic?

"Icy" does apply. 'I see" does not apply.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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