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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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While building his porch, why was Arnie looking for something called 'scratch'?

Because he was building it from scratch.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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How is Julie's time in the playground going?

It's in full swing.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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