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Why did Matt guard his fence?

He didn't want anyone to take offence.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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What is the room called where people make salad dressings?

The dressing room.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What is a book about all the things that a person thinks they should have done differently?

An oughta-biography.

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mount Everest?

It peaked his interest.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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