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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Shane Ronay
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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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Akiva Lane
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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How did the clothing store sell the last dress that no one seemed to want?

They made a 'dis dress' sale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Akiva Lane
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What is a doctor called that treats conditions caused by ticks?

A tick doc.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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