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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What do you call spaghetti that is a double agent?

An im-pasta.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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Why did the mother agree to carry her crying child?

To have a walking, crying child would be too pre-carry-us.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What animal does Niagara Falls remind us of?

Buffalo, because that's where Niagara Falls is.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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What did the circus do to the trapeze artist who wasn't performing well?

It suspended him.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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