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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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What did the sculptor do before he sculpted the subject's head?

He had to plan a head.

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When the hunter wanted to hunt the deer, how did the deer respond?

I'm game.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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