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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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Is the legend about how Arthur became king actually true?

Sword of.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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Why did Betty enjoy the Uber ride?

It gave her a lift.

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What do you say when you have trouble opening a jar of sesame paste?

Open sesame.

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What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Prime mates

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What part of the computer screen do you have to be careful about what it says?

The cursor.

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How did Fred feel when he opened the cupboard and a glass jar fell on his head?

He found it very jarring.

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What items does someone most need to weather an emergency?

Staples

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