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Was there any limit to how good the costumes would be at the costume ball?

Disguise the limit.

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What song does this represent?

Oh say can you see.

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What do you call a bruise that one gets from falling on Halloween?

A boo-boo.

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Who charges more than doctors and lawyers?

Spendthrifts with credit cards, and bulls in a bullfight.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What is confusing about alarms that get activated?

Do alarms go off, or do they go on?

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What did Frankenstein say when he got older?

My mind isn't what it used to be.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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