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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is a room that has mold called?

A mush room.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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When Marsha told her husband on the phone that she was late, why did he call the police?

She said she was being held up.

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What kind of money can't be understood?

Non cents.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What happened on April 16th and 17th 1986?

This man got his dates mixed up.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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How does Barbie say good morning to Ken?

Good morning, doll-ing.

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What did Michael Sherlock call the housing development that he built?

Sherlock Homes.

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