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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Do you ever see herds of animals roam cities?

It's practically unherd of.

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What vitamin is similar to a girl's Bas Mitzvah?

Vitamin B12

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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How is a face similar to a shoe?

They both have a tongue.

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When Sara asked her friends to contribute to make the chocolate chip cookies, did they?

Yes, they chipped in.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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