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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

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What relative did Bill Royd name the phone operating system after?

Aunt Royd.

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A son of a gun.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is a happy insect called?

An uptick.

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What phrase explains the importance of making a will?

Where there's a will there's a way.

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What do you call a store that doesn't move?

A stationery store.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why did Barry wear an oxygen mask when he saw a beautiful sunset?

Because it took his breath away.

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