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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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What is happening here?

Eve is giving Adam an Apple iPhone.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What travels around the whole world and stays in the corner?

A postage stamp.

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What is a body of water on the moon called?

Luna sea.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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What are French sandals called?

Phillipe Phellop

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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What is another name for the stock market dot com bubble that popped in 2000?

The Com before the storm.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why was the rabbit jumping for joy?

Because it was very hoppy.

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