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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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What fish did Rivka Chovey become like when her brother had children?

She became Aunt Chovey.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Why didn't Joe play hide-and-seek very often?

Good hide-and-seek players are hard to find.

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Why did Billy find it so easy to climb walls?

Because he was so off the wall.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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