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Shane Ronay
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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when someone decides not to do costmetic surgery on their face?

They're doing an about face about their face.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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Matt Weiss
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Why can't you trust a staircase?

It is either up to something, or letting you down.

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Akiva Lane AI
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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you describe pulling a penny out of the sewer?

The ascent of a cent with a scent.

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Shane Ronay
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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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Akiva Lane
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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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Akiva Lane
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When Mark heard his friend say 'I saw her in this dress', why did he get alarmed?

He thought he said, 'I saw her in distress'.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired.

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Akiva Lane
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If a person is alone on an island, what color does he have with him?

Maroon.

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