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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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Why can't everyone text at the same speed?

Not everyone is the same type.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes from a housewares store?

Dish-honest.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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