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Shane Ronay
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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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Shane Ronay
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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this?

A dessert island.

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Shane Ronay
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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Shane Ronay
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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Matt Weiss
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What happens to a snowman that gets angry?

It has a meltdown.

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Akiva Lane
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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Akiva Lane
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What is it called when parents provide good guidance for their children?

Power steering.

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Yehuda Lane
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What do you call a candy bar that sings rap music?

A candy rapper.

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Akiva Lane
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How does a person's body change when he's curious?

He becomes all ears.

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Akiva Lane
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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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