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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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What happened when a truck carrying strawberries got into an accident?

A traffic jam.

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What do you call machines that sand down the surface of kernals of grain?

Kernal sanders.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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When Alan was arrested, why couldn't he accept invitations?

He was fully booked.

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What do you call tea that reduces intelligence?

Stupidi-tea.

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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What animal is like an ant that gets married without a wedding?

Antelope.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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