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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What fruit can't get married quickly?

Cantaloupe.

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What are light bulbs that are very heavy called?

Heavy bulbs.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What are some states that have a lot of problems?

State of flux, state of shock, state of confusion, and state of denial.

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Why did people think the silent owl didn't care about things?

Because it didn't give a hoot.

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