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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What was the motto of the salami company?

Our wurst is best.

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What is this man doing?

He's a lion tamer aligning a line of lions.

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What happened when Ben was stuck in traffic and missed his doctor's appointment?

It became a dis-appointment.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What novel is about a boy who always wakes up late?

The son also rises.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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How did Lisa feel when she found that someone had pressed all the buttons in the elevator?

She found it depressing.

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