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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What meal is happening in Eastern Europe?

Hungary is above Turkey, and next to Turkey is Greece.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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An elevator pitch.

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What kind of fruit did they use against Donald Trump?

He was impeached twice.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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