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Akiva Lane
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What vegetable has the best rhythm?

Beets.

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Yitzchak Berger
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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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Dovid Lane
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Why did the bar have a very tall ceiling?

Because it wanted the customers to have less of a hangover.

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Akiva Lane
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What do these have in common? A smelly basketball, hitting a baseball too far to the right or left, and a dance of chickens?

They are all a foul ball.

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Akiva Lane
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Why was Charlie so concerned when he found a hole in his bag of marbles that he never noticed before?

He thought that he might be losing his marbles.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Akiva Lane
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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Amanda enjoy re-reading books by James Joyce?

She liked re-Joyce-ing.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the healthiest kind of table?

A vege-table.

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Akiva Lane
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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Shane Ronay
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What can be said about the camping trip?

It was really in tents.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the name of a memoir of the day-to-day tasks of someone who milks cows?

Daily dairy diary.

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