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Why did the orange teacher call the student 'fresh'?

Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What is a tavern called that only serves chocolate liqueur?

A chocolate bar.

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Why did the dog bark at the tree?

It was responding to the bark of the tree.

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What is a person from the planet Noyd?

Annoyed.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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Why was Sara confused when she learned about animals on a farm?

She couldn't understand how you could fit animals into a pen?

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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