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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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Shane Ronay
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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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What are shoes made from bananas called?

Slippers

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How did Jerry feel about missing out on the sale to learn kick-boxing for a year for free?

He could have kicked himself.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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Akiva Lane
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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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What did the Howard Knot Rope Company say about its competitors?

They're not Knot knots.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the difference between a person deciding what to eat, and then eating it?

The first step is to choose, and then he chews.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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