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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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What was Betty's reaction when the glass jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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What is similar between the rules of a bar and buying something at a store?

They both use a bar code.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What do you call a father from Iceland?

An ice pop.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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