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What was Bill's nickname after he was able to drive to avoid the tornado?

Mister "missed the twister".

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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Why was Bill on the lookout for alligators?

Because lately he had been swamped with work.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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When someone says something outrageous to you, why is it important to speak up?

Because otherwise it becomes in-rageous

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What flower is named after a dog?

Collie flower.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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