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Akiva Lane
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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Shane Ronay
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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What do psychologists and accountants both say?

It's important to be positive.

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Shane Ronay
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What's good about having a one-track mind?

You don't easily go off the rails.

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Shane Ronay
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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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Akiva Lane
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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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Shane Ronay
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How did France come up with Bastille day, Canada with Canada Day, and the U.S. July the 4th?

They did it Independently.

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Yehuda Lane
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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Akiva Lane
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What word describes eating food out of cans?

Uncanny.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a rice farmer in the Czech Republic and a checkbook made of rice paper have in common with this image?

They're all rice chex.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What song is this about?

Hit the road Jack.

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