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What kind of exercize is not worth doing?

An exercize in futility.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What did the paper say to the pen that was writing on it?

You have a good point.

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What is it called when students are studying frantically at the end of the school term?

Term-oil.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What are the germs on a person's back called?

Back-teria.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What room do bats live in?

The bat room.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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Why did Olivia avoid eating almonds, cashews, and pecans?

Because they were nuts.

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