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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Why do bald people find it difficult to throw out their comb?

They can't part with it.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did the family chissel their names in the tree in the backyard?

They were making a family tree.

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What law is involved with marriage and family?

The Law of Relativity.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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How did the writer feel when her books were no longer cited?

She felt out of cite.

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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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