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Why does John like recruiting people to work in skyscrapers?

He loved telling people they were highered.

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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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Is it legal to laugh loudly in Hawaii?

No, it must be kept to a low "Ha".

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you call a Polish person who is fishing?

A fishing Pole.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What do you call and aunt that doesn't like people?

Aunt Tipathy

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What did Beverly say to the nut platter?

You're all nuts!

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How did Maxine fold up her laptop?

She folded the screen down.

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