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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes were in the sink.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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How do you describe someone who pretends to eat something?

He's ingesting in jest.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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Is this letter waiting for anything?

No, it's ready.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is the air-conditioning system in a baseball stadium called?

Baseball fans.

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Why was Bob always looking down at his wife's high heel shoes?

Because he was head over heels over her.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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How did Bill lose so much weight?

Whenever he was about to eat - he thought of the word 'weight', and it reminded him to wait.

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What are "octopy"?

Pizzas topped with calamari.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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