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How did Max feel about having lice?

It made him feel lousy.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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Why didn't Bill promise his wife that he would be a billionaire?

Because that didn't look very promising.

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Where did Maxine put all her bottles of water?

In the water closet.

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What is a drug store located in an attic called?

A drug attic.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Why didn't Jerry want to buy a car without a clutch?

He regarded it as shiftless.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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