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Why did Jim put paper money into the stream?

His accountant said he needed better cash flow.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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Shane Ronay
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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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Akiva Lane
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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Shane Ronay
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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why did Sam dislike going across the bridge on the way to work?

He found that every day it took its toll.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Akiva Lane
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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What does a cell phone and a gold ring have in common?

They both have a ring tone.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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