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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How did the writer feel when his books were no longer cited?

He felt ex-cited.

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Why did the gardener see a dermotologist?

Because of his green thumb.

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What does a lawyer wear to a trial?

A law suit.

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What do you call ticks that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly ticks.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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Why did Sophia put on makeup?

She thought it was pretty imporant.

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What's similar between the last stop on a train and a lion's tail?

They are both the end of the lion.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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