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What do you call loving swing music in Michigan?

Being in a swing state in a swing state.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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What is ironic when we eat food because we don't want it to go to waste?

Often that's the food that DOES go to waist.

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A paradigm.

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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What ancient city was named after the wife of Uncle Ock?

Antioch

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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How valuable was the motel that Nancy inherited from her uncle?

It was Inn valuable.

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