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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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Why does a music conductor turn his back on the audience?

He must face the music.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed it, it was depressed.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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