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If you take a liter of water, and pour it out, what does it become?

Leaderless.

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Why was the uncle's wife nervous?

She was feeling 'auntsy'.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why is it important to review a subject before taking a test?

Because then what you knew is re-knewed.

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How do you convey to someone that you feel connected to them as a human being?

You manity.

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Why is a sleeping person like a spy?

Because he is under cover.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is more minute than a minute?

A second.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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