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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why didn't ancient man understand the world of the stars?

It was over his head.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is someone called who can't stop weaving on a loom?

A loomatic.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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What ring weight absolutely nothing?

The ring tone of a phone.

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