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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What is special about an erasable whiteboard?

Its remarkable.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What key was the music of the great plains written in?

B flat.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

They say, "ThanQueue

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What is a factory that packages eggs called?

An egg plant.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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Why did the prophet need glasses?

He was far-sighted.

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Why did the small pail go to the doctor?

Because it was a little pale.

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