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What does a faucet, a clock, and an athlete have in common?

The are all running.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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What is this?

A pear of scissors.

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What chess term refers to a marriage that needs to be re-invigorated?

Stalemate.

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How is a supermarket similar to a flock of male sheep?

There are a lot of aisles (ayel is Hebrew for a male sheep)

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What is someone called who is an expert at getting goo off of clothes?

A goo ru.

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How is a person and a car different?

A person who is tired moves slowly, and when retired more slowly. When a car is tired, it moves fast, and when retired even faster.

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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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What nationality is known for always completing tasks?

The Finnish.

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