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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why did Billy have trouble learning to speak using future and past tense?

It made him tense.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How do you add 4 letters to LAUGH and 1 letter to LAUGHTER to completely change their meaning?

OnsLAUGHt and sLAUGHTER.

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When Beverly got to the supermarket, why did she first go to the fruits and vegetable section?

Since she was on a diet, it was a step in the right direction.

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Why did Beverly Teak's niece make her feel elderly?

Her niece called her Aunt Teak.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is a good name for a car repair shop, that takes care of cars like a mother cares for children?

Good Car Ma

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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