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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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When the Smith family went camping, why did they go in 1 tent or 3 tents, but not 2?

That would be too tense.

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What do you call a road with a lot of curves in it on a very windy day?

A windy windy road.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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What 5 one syllable words rhyme and are all dramatic?

Purge, surge, urge, merge, and splurge.

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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What was Jose's reaction to his first baseball game?

He was impressed how everyone got up at the start and asked him, 'Jose can you see'?

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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If someone shook a tree, gathered the leaves that fell and made paper from it, what would the paper be called?

Loose leaf paper.

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