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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?

Because there were so many knights.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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Why are fast runners good looking?

Because they are dashing.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What fruit must get formally married?

Cantaloupe

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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At what time did King Arthur's knight complain about a stomach ache?

In the middle of the knight.

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How did Martha react when she saw that her bank account went from minus to plus?

She saw it as a good sign.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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