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What is the problem with debt?

The silent bee inside of it can sting.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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Why doesn't Superman go out after dark when he visits Krypton, Kentucky?

Because then it's Krypton night.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What is a bank for pigs called?

A piggy bank.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Is it good to answer a question with a question?

Is there a better way?

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What is the motto of the National Lactose Intolerance Association?

No Whey!

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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