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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What is a good name for a very aggressive soda can?

Ghengiz Can.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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A field of hole wheat.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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When there is a team of horses, what advantage do the horses in back have?

They have hindsight.

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