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What two letters are used to make a spreadsheet?

XL

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Why do we regard wine as special?

Because it is from de vine.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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Why was the telegraph operator very careful when sending the messages in Morse code?

He didn't want to do anything that might cause re-Morse.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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