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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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What day is just before a birthday?

Labor day.

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What do you call a very heavy bird that you carry?

A bird-en.

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How did Bill like his new job working as a chauffeur?

Chauffeur so good.

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What happend when Max tripped over the boxes of glass jars?

He found it jarring.

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What is a baseball that fell into the sewer called?

A foul ball.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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What is an expert in making signs called?

A sign-tist.

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What did the mountain climber call his memoire?

Cliff's Notes.

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What was the double-jointed acrobat very good at?

Patting himself on the back.

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