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Why is it good to limit the amount of news you ingest every day?

It's not a coincidence that it's called De Press.

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How do you get someone to say 'Who's there?'

You say 'Knock, knock'

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What did the person who slept on a hard surface say when waking up?

I hardly slept.

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Why did the singer stand on a key?

He didn't want to sing off key.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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When the lusion got sick, why wasn the doctor not concerned?

He said it was an ill lusion.

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Which word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?

Incorrectly

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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How can you tell that a person has humility?

The person places 'you' first - as in 'you'-mility.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What happened when the teacher taught a class without preparing?

She prepared much better in the future, she learned her lesson.

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