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How did the city feel when they built a stone wall a mile long?

They felt it was a milestone.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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The leaning tower of pizza.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Where did Shakespeare play as a child that helped him learn to write plays?

The playground.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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When Jim made a party on his yacht, why did he try not to invite too many people?

He didn't want to go overboard.

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What famous saying does this represent?

Two bees or not two bees.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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