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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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Why did they decide that Financial Information and Services Corp is not a good name for the company?

It's abbreviation is FIASCO

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What was Maxine's reaction when the website asked her to refresh her internet browser?

She found that it was a refreshing experience.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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How is a head cold similar to a lot of traffic?

They're both congested.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

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What idea does this represent?

To believe.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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What is a light bulb filled with dirt called?

Not a light bulb, but a heavy bulb.

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