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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How does the can opener get its name?

Because it can open things.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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How did Andrea feel when she opened the bag of cookies and they were smashed, but she ate them anyway?

She felt crummy.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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What is this man doing in the doctor's office?

Drawing blood.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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