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What do you call a zoo that feeds the animals zucchinis?

A zoo-kini.

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Why was Emily reluctant to use a tractor on her farm?

Because it didn't attract her.

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What do you call a student with a private tutor?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What is a dehydrating fruit business like?

It's full of hot air.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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How did Melissa feel when she found out, after waiting in line, that the concert was sold out?

She found it disconcerting.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What does Sue do all day?

Sue

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What scoring system is used for the sport of curling?

Curl marks.

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What do you call birds who go to a house of worship?

Birds of pray.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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