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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did the politician like to winnow grain on the farm?

He liked how it is spelled: win now.

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Why didn't the clam share its food?

Because it was shell-fish.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Why did the maple tree feel bad?

When people took its maple syrup, it felt like such a sap, and it sapped its energy.

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Why are rock bands from Finland kosher?

They have Finns and scales.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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