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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What do you call a large amount of stamps?

A stamp-ede.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What is the result of the fact that there are 7 trillion nerves in the human body?

Sometimes we feel like a bundle of nerves.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What is a hat made of bottles called?

A bottle cap.

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What do you say to a friend who is trying to uproot a tree

I'm rooting for you.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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Who did Yvonne go to in order to take care of her eye tic?

A tic doc.

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