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Why is the name for the animal duck misleading?

Because when a hunter tries to shoots at it, it doesn't duck, it flies away.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Akiva Lane
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Where are the dots that are over the letter i?

The i's have it.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Why is there a school in England that teaches people about different types of plates?

Because they feel that it's important for people to know their plates.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call a tree with poems attached to it?

Poet tree.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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