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What does a credit card, a cell phone charger, and a bull all have in common?

They all charge.

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Is it good to tie something with a frayed knot?

I'm afraid not.

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What are these signs called?

Dollar signs.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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When Arnold found a well full of bees, why did he avoid it?

Because he wanted to be well.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What's the source of a pig's pink color?

Pigment.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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