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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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During the truce in a war, what soup did both sides eat?

Peas soup.

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What kind of injury does one have be careful about on Halloween?

Getting a boo boo.

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How did Beth feel about all the knots in her hair?

She was knot happy.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What are zero's that are shot into space called?

Astro Noughts

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