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How do you talk to a pigeon?

Using pidgin English.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

1995

When Martha was quiet when she found out she was pregnant, what was that called?

A pregnant silence.

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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What did Sylvia say when her lunch fell down a well by mistake?

Oh, well.

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How did Madam Sonia become a fortune teller?

By "chants"

1996

When is it not good to be positive?

When taking a covid test.

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What is it called when a boat company has a special discount on sailboats?

A sail-sale-celebration.

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Why shouldn't you get angry at the cursor on your computer screen?

Because then you might become the curser.

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What is a price war and an advertising war between stores called?

Retailiation.

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What does this picture show?

What are the greater graters?

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