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What do students in 12th grade have in common with people in an old-age home?

They are both seniors.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

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A field of hole wheat.

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What is the shine of a gold ring called?

Its ring tone.

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What did Zelensky say to Putin when Russia invaded the Ukraine?

Don't rush in.

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What do you call a collection for money to plant bushes?

A hedge fund.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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Why couldn't the pony sing?

Because it was a little hoarse.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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