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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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Why did he buy his electric car with a credit card?

Because he knew that the car needed to be charged.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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Why was the athlete with a very bad cold very sad?

His nose was running more than he was.

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When the music tracks that Jay submitted lost the music competition, what was the ironic result?

He made a lot of money off the beaten tracks.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why did Bill's tongue always hurt?

Every time he wanted to say something that he shouldn't say, he bit his tongue.

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Shane Ronay
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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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How did John feel when his alarm clock woke him up?

He found it alarming.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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