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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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What does a surfer and new employee have in common?

They are both involved with on-boarding.

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What did the world think about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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What do call someone who is very stitious?

Superstitious.

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Why did Jill buy a Jiffy car?

Because she wanted to go places and come back in a jiffy.

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What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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What is a very strange flea market called?

A bizarre bazaar.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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