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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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What do you get when you are in a hurry?

You get going.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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The order of what 2 syllables makes the difference between happy and sad?

Being upbeat is better than being beat up.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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Why didn't Betty want to talk about the bed that her dog Dignity was sleeping on?

She felt it was beneath her dignity.

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What's a good career for a Math Major?

An Add Executive

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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Did Dan overcome his fears and go in the hot air balloon?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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