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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What is a radical socialist who is very calm called?

A calm-unist.

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Why did the family put a big painting in their living room?

They wanted to get better at seeing the big picture.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why did Evelyn dislike being near chickens?

Because they used fowl language.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What do you call software whose sales are flat?

Flatware

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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