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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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What does the king of England have to do with writing a successful book?

They both involve royalties.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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Why is laughing out loud forbidden in Hawaii?

It's a low ha state.

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What did the disorganized actor knew that he had to do?

He had to get his act together.

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How did the comb feel after it had its teeth made thinner?

It felt fine.

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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What is this man's position at the company?

Chairman of the Bored

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