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What is this person doing?

He's scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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C to shining C

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What day do armies go off to battle?

March forth.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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How did Irving's family react when he wanted to be called Izzy?

They found it unnerving.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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