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What does China and Turkey have in common?

They raise red flags.

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When John learned to play a musical instrument with his ear, what was the result?

He could play it by ear.

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What do you call a bear that is manic depressive?

A bi-polar bear.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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What does someone say who loves using thyme as a spice?

"Thyme is of the essence" or "I just need more thyme".

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Where was the toilet invented?

Flushing, NY

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On a hot sunny day, why did Bill eat all the peas in the can and left only one?

Because then he had a canopy.

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What do you say when you see an elephant?

You mongous!

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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