Pictures:

Shaya Dubin
General
Picture

What did the salad dressing say when someone opened the refrigerator door?

Close the door, I'm dressing.

1777
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

571
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

How do you compare the words Mercy (English) and Merci (French)?

Mercy is what one asks for, and Merci is what one says after getting it.

554
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What is an exact duplicate of a bicycle called?

A cyclone.

626
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

2353
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Where is restraint within us?

In hibitions.

1242
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What do skyscrapers and libraries have in common?

They have a lot of stories.

2392
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

If the Allentown bank merged with Capital One bank, what would it be called?

Al Capone.

122
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What can you say about someone who travels with light beams stored in jars?

He packs light.

1342
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

1830
Akiva Lane
General
Picture

What did the magician do when he was very tired?

He drank coffee, and that did the trick.

1556
Akiva Lane AI
General
Picture

How would you describe ordinary airplanes in a large empty area?

Plain planes on a plain plain.

2432