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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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How do you compare the words MOM and DAD?

Both are spelled the same forwards and backward, but MOM is WOW upside down.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What must we make sure about a peace process?

That it's not an appease process.

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Why can you get books from a strawberry that doesn't tell the truth?

It's a lie berry.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What is this person doing?

He is calling a spade a spade.

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What would it be called if animals gave birth from their hands?

Pregnant paws.

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