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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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Akiva Lane
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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What US city is named after soft drinks that Sara made?

Sarasota.

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What is it called when the sugar cane workers go on strike?

The cane mutiny.

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What is a dog called that swims back and forth in a pool?

A lap dog.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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Shane Ronay
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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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What do you call a tax on things that people do wrong?

Syntax.

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What relationship involves the law of gravity at the center of the solar system?

The sun-in-law.

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Why did Betty distrust stairs?

She felt they were always up to something.

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