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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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When Joe visited Alaska, how did he respond when he was told 'Be careful about the grizzly bears'.

He said, "I'll bear that in mind".

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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What can you say about an old couch that was fixed?

It was in bad shape, but now it's recovered.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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How did the recession affect the company that made air conditioners?

It took the wind out of their sales.

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How did the group on the safari feel halfway through their trip?

Safari so good.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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