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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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How do you describe a fancy plane?

It's on a different plain.

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Why did the employee make sure he never signed his name twice?

He was concerned that if he re-signed, he'd be out of a job.

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What happened when the red and blue boats crashed into each other?

They were marooned.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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Why did Marty sit in an express mail box?

He was looking for ways to help him express himself.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What does mailing a letter have in common with post Covid?

Post office.

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Why couldn't Joe say the phrase "A cyclone that looks like a tongue."

Because it was a tongue twister.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Are outsiders allowed into the room called the 'well' in the Justice Department?

No, but it's just-as-well.

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How do you describe a documentary that is very funny?

It's historical and hysterical.

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