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Shane Ronay
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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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Akiva Lane
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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Akiva Lane
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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Akiva Lane
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What was the flying elephant concerned about?

Of becoming air elephant.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Ezra Gross
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Do you want an ark for protection from a flood?

I Noah guy who can help.

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Shane Ronay
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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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Akiva Lane AI
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What is this person saying?

Shoe fly, don't bother me.

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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