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What's the most prevalent sickness among roofers?

Shingles

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What city in the universe is where you can get a good education?

Universe City.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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If the animals on Noah's ark could play musical instruments, what would it be called?

An arkestra.

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What can we drink to get rid of the golden calf within us?

De-calf coffee.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why is it hard to trust a staircase?

It's always up to something.

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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