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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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After a long winter, how did the tree feel in the spring?

It felt releaved.

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What was the zoo like when all the bears were sent to a different zoo?

It was unbearable.

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What was David doing in the room?

He was room-inating.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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Where does superman shop for food?

The supermarket.

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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What vegetable do people mention when they want to leave some place?

They say Lettuce Go.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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When confronting a 2000 pound bull, what is NOT a good idea to do?

Don't take the bull by the horns.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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