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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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How did the punster feel about making so many anatomy puns?

He made no bones about it.

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Why were socks sold in a plastic case that looked like a pear?

It was a pear of socks.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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What is a prosecutor that doesn't respect defendants rights called?

A persecutor.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What was the slogan of the resort on the mountain?

Come up, and calm down.

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What is it called when you wave to someone with a small gesture?

A micro wave.

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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What did the therapist tell Francine?

Her problems were all in her head.

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What can you take when you want some exercize?

You can take a walk.

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