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Why couldn't the broken piano get into the house?

It was missing the keys.

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Why did Arlene buy a rug?

She had some problems that she wanted to sweep under it.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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What is a policeman called when he's sleeping in bed?

An undercover cop.

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Why is Joe doing this?

He was told it was important to push the envelope.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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What do you call an appointment that gets cancelled?

A dis-appointment.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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