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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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Shane Ronay
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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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Why did men find it difficult to understand what Abigail Terious was all out?

She was Miss-terious.

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How did the elder people like the larger playing cards?

For them it was a big deal.

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Shane Ronay
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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Akiva Lane
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What do you call an alligator who is a detective?

An investigator.

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Why did Barry's tongue hurt so much?

Each time he felt like saying something wrong, he bit his tongue.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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What is a good slogan for a company that makes lox?

We know the key to the lox.

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