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How do we know that the army of Turkey is brave?

So people know that they are not chicken.

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Why did George make a large model of a dime?

Because he wanted to learn how to fall asleep on a dime.

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What is a newspaper that puts you asleep called?

The snooze news.

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Why wasn't Tom happy with the fund his broker suggest he buy?

The feeling wasn't mutual.

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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What do French dogs say to each other when eating?

Bone appetite.

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What do you call a cat that steals things?

A feline felon.

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What do you call someone using a fake stun gun?

A taser teaser

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If you can get 100 somethings for a penny today, how sure can you be that this will be the price tomorrow?

One hundred per cent.

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