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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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What is this man trying to do?

He's trying to make ends meet.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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Why did Linda name her dogs Rolex and Timex?

They were her watch dogs.

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What did the dentist say after he examined the comb with a lot of thin teeth?

You're fine.

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What happened to the mathematical function that was very tired?

It couldn't function.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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Why did the thief who wanted to repent always do things very quickly?

He didn't want to hold people up.

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What happened when they put a lion in the elevator?

It caused an uproar.

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