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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What is the space over a spinning top called?

It's over the top.

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Why didn't the small hotel want to let the motorcycle gang stay there?

The youth hostel didn't want hostile youth.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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How did the moose get into the restaurant?

The customer asked for mousse, and the waiter brought him one.

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How did the smoker, who craved a cigarette, feel when he got to smoke one?

Nicotine in the nick of time.

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