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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What kind of bush can take you by surprise?

An ambush.

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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Why did Beth try not to stir the pot of soup too much?

She didn't want to go stir crazy.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What does a party of hippies and a woman's hair brush have in common?

They both have a hair ball.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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What is another name for a frankfurter and beer?

Frank and stein.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

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What kind of scientist studies bubbles?

A fizz-a-cist.

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