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What was Bill's reaction when he got hit in the head with a can of soda?

He felt lucky it was a soft drink.

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Shane Ronay
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Which nut makes people sneeze?

The ca...ca...SHEW!

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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Shane Ronay
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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Akiva Lane
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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Shane Ronay
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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Akiva Lane
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What can you take when you are hot?

You can take a shower, a bath, or a swim.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What's the opposite of a Thanksgiving turkey?

A spring chicken.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me comes the flood"?

He reigned for 59 years, and King Louis XIV reigned for 72 years, and after all that reigning, of course there would be a flood!

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