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What is something that we wear that is called by the material that it used to be made from?

Glasses.

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What do you call a holy man who walks barefoot and has bad breath from fasting so much?

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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What are chicken wings that originated in Buffalo New York called?

Buffalo wings.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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What do you call a duck that is a bad doctor?

A quack.

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What is cleaning and oiling a pogo stick called?

Spring cleaning.

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