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What vegetables were on strike?

The onions, because they were onion-ized.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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Why did King Midas make a well?

He thought, I might as well.

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What vitamin comes from the ocean?

Vitamin Sea.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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How does it feel sitting under a lime tree?

It feels sublime.

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What is the difference between an accountant and a psychologist?

An accountant deals with invoices, and a psychologist deals with inner voices.

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What is it called when the detergent is on the top shelf?

High Tide.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What happened to the marionette puppet that misbehaved at school?

It was suspended.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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