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How did the farmer like planting the field of wheat?

It was sow sow.

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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Why did Jimmy wonder where the planet Noyd is?

Because his mother said she was a Noyd.

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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Why did Emma avoid using coins?

She thought they were all two-faced.

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What do you call an ambulance for alligators?

Gator Aid.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What bank manager has a white horse near him?

The loan arranger has his horse Silver.

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What is the name of the rock band that sings about failure?

Rock Bottom

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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Where can one find the best selection of ties?

Thailand

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How did Jacob feel about Rivka's borther Lavan when he worked for Lavan for 20 years?

He felt that Lavan wasn't lovin'.

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