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What kind of clothes do polar bears wear?

Polar shirts.

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How many degrees does a wrong angle have?

We know it's not 90 degrees, because that's a right angle.

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What happens when you put on a thick sweater and get very hot?

You become the sweater.

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Why was Bob concerned about the impression he made when he ran on the treadmill?

He didn't want people to think he was just a run of the mill guy

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What kind of question is, 'What came first, the chicken or the egg'?

Its an egg-sistential question.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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When people asked Noah why he was building an ark, what did he answer?

Noah dea.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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What is an undercover cop's clothing called?

This guy's disguise.

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What country is similar to a runner that just finished a race?

Iran

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What is a good motto for a sausage company?

We make the best wurst.

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What do animals and coins have in common?

They both have heads and tails.

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