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What did Max do when he joined the surfboard team?

He was onboarded.

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What was the nickname of the orchestra conducter for the orchestra whose nickname was 'Heat'?

'Metal', because Metal conducts Heat.

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What is it called when people talk about their disagreements?

The disgust is discussed.

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What can be said about people who work around the clock?

They are shiftless.

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What is it called when you 'burn the midnight oil' to stay awake studying for midterm exams?

Term oil.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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Why are reading glasses called glasses?

Because they are made from plastic?

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What's the main challenge of being a therapist?

To be a sounding board, without sounding bored.

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What is the study of Noah's ark called?

Ark-eology.

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What do you call a website that tells you one fact after another?

A factory.

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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What bread is similar to money that was gotten illegally?

Sour dough.

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