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What country is named after neck-wear?

Tie Land.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What is a side-trip on a vacation called?

A detour on de tour.

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How do we know that the Almighty is a baseball fan?

His first book starts, 'In the big inning'.

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What is a survey done over the phone called?

A telephone poll.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why did Marla always start walking with her right foot?

She wanted to put her best foot forward.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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