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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Where can one fall?

One can fall asleep, fall in love, fall down, fall ill, and fall into a trap.

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How did farmer Jones know not to feed his ox eggs?

Because the ox rebelled against any yokes.

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Why did the family have their son set the dinner table?

It was the time of the setting son.

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Why do female sheep often have an identity crisis?

Because they think, "I am a ewe".

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What is it called when fishermen connect their nets together to catch fish?

An internet.

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What is logical and has to do with the Earth?

Geological

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What happened when the small dog fell into a large pot of blueberries?

It was berried.

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How did Alan like his job in the factory that squeezes grapes?

He found it depressing.

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If the hole of a bagel is filled with black pepper, what is the result?

A black hole.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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