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What do you call this animal?

A grill-a

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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A son of a gun.

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What do you call a camel that acts?

A drama-dary.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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What is the version of Arabian Nights that takes place in Rome?

Al-Latin.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What kind of car can become a religious convert?

A convertible.

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Why did Andrea not want to take papers out of the file cabinet?

She was concerned that they might become defiled.

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