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What did Jimmy say when he couldn't go out to play because it was raining?

When it rains, it bores.

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What is store that sells phones called?

A sell phone store.

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What can you say about people who live on the Iraq/Iran border?

They live between Iraq and a hard place.

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What kind of view brings people together?

A rendezvous.

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Why did the man visit his doctor with such tendency?

He had tendonitis.

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How do you describe the taste of a spicy pun?

Pungent

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why was Sandy sure that her daughter would become an actress?

Because every time she didn't get her way, she would make a scene.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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