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How is the way that cows chew their cud similar to letters to the editor?

They both involve feedback.

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How is this person feeling?

He's down in the dumps.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What do you call a rat whose name is Demmik?

Demmik Rat.

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Why did Bill throw a stone out of the car window whenever he made a turn?

He didn't want to leave any turn un-stoned.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Because Gus Jones was so much fun to be with, what was his nickname?

Fun Gus.

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Why was Walt Disney happy after visiting Mickey Mouse in the hospital?

Because he saw that Mickey was very animated.

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Why did the couple decide to get married?

They found each other very engaging.

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What did pregnant Emily and the library book she was reading have in common?

They were both due in September.

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When the room where people were allowed to make mistakes closed down, how was it described?

Now there is no room for error.

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What water do athletes drink when they use the trampoline?

Spring water.

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