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What is the most disrespectable aspect of the computer?

The cursor.

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What is a good name for a company that certifies bones for dogs to chew on?

Bone-a-fide

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How did people react when Jim complained about his SAAB car?

They thought it was a SAAB story.

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What do luggage stores, elephants, cars, and trees have in common?

They all have trunks.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How is someone who falls similar to someone in debt?

They are both losing their balance.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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What can be said about Edison's invention of the light bulb?

Both Edison and the light bulb were brilliant.

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What is a hotel called that is named in honor of potatoes?

Suite Potatoes.

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